Women Drivers
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her...
View ArticleNew Medications for Women
D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O M M A'S W O R T Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up...
View ArticleWhat I Want in a Man
What I Want in a Man, Original List (age 22) Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer things Full of thoughtful surprises An...
View ArticleGuy's Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our...
View ArticleEvening Classes for Men
Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants. Topic 1: How to fill ice-cube trays. Step by step with slide presentation. Topic 2: Lavatory...
View ArticleEvening Classes for Women
Note: Due to the intense nature of the course material, each session has a maximum of eight participants. Topic 1: Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before Topic 2: The Undiscovered...
View ArticleWhy Men are Happier
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can...
View ArticleWomen's Humor
Here are a variety of one-liners from a Woman's perspective. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The...
View ArticleThe Curtain Rods
She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at...
View ArticleAnd Then The Fight Started...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started...
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